What if you could have fresh pasta, cooked and ready, with the push of a button?

I learned the other day that Pancakebot is a real device. It prints and cooks custom pancakes from your photos . It’s on sale for $299, which is pricey, but a pretty amazing price for what it does. Today on the beach, in my usual hungry daydreaming, I wondered how difficult it would be to build the same thing for fresh pasta. Below is my short conceptualization of what it would actually take to build something for that.

Concept: Robot that makes and cooks fresh strand pasta on command.

Budget: $300.

Steps:

1. Robot takes ingredients (water, flour, eggs?, salt?) and mixes them into a dough.
2. Robot rolls dough out into a thin sheet.
3. Robot cuts dough into strands of a specified width.
4. Robot pushes strands into pot of boiling water and cooks to al-dente.
5. Robot removes and drains pasta.

For the purposes of this bot, we’ll confine the robot to a single shape of pasta, and ignore saucing and anything after the cooking of the pasta.

Let’s work this up and see how we might go about completing each of these five steps.

Trigger and centralized control: We could probably start the process using an API hooked up to an arduino, which would manage the whole process.

Cost: An off-brand Arduino and accompanying electronics might run us $40-50. We’ll budget $50.

1. Ingredient Mixing: The easiest way to build this would have the human pre-portion the incredients. If that happens, then we could probably do the mixing using a $25-30 simple mixer on Amazon. We could control this step using either an Arduino with some hardware modifications to the mixer, or some sort of smart-home electrical outlet (Maybe another $20).

Cost: Mixer plus smart-home or Arduino control. We’ll budget $50.

2. Rolling the dough: Traditional mechanical pasta-rollers can be had on Amazon for around $18. Automating this should be a matter of hooking some type of motor up to the crank on it.

Cost: Let’s budget $40 for the pasta roller plus whatever motor units we need.

3. Cutting the dough: My intuition on this is to use something like a bench knife ($5), hooked up to a servo motor  (< $10).

Cost: Knife and motor should cost around $15.

4. Cooking the pasta: This is one of the more complex parts. For heating the water, I think some sort of hot plate should suffice. The problem is, very hot elements are not something I want to mess around with. This is the one area where I’d feel uncomfortable digging into the electrical innards to make it work programatically.

Cost: Not sure. Hot plates are available at just about any price-point, but for safety and heat-control I’d probably go for something in the $30 range. I’d also need a pot and a collander. This $16 collander looks promising and there are plenty of nice pots for $20 or less. Let’s budget $70 for this step.

5. Getting the pasta in and out of the pot: For getting the pasta in and out of the water, I’d use some sort of rig tied to the collander. The pasta cooks in a pot in the collander, and when it’s near done, the rig lifts the strainer out of the pot and into a ceramic bowl.

Cost: I’m not quite sure how I’d do this, but I think $30 should be plenty for this step.

We’ll also have to figure out some way of moving the dough from the mixer to the pasta-maker, and from the pasta-maker to the pot.

So, where does this leave us? Most of these ideas are totally doable. Getting the cooking time and temperature right, and getting the steps to work together would take some time and error. The only big challenge is finding a safe way to heat the pasta on command.

In this simple brainstorm I budgeted about $255 for the whole shebang. If we can figure out those safety issues, this should be buildable.

Ever since November, I’ve tried to figure out what signs I missed of the Trump victory. I was sitting on the couch, watching Showtime’s The Circus tonight when it hit me. The sign I missed. The one thing that should have told me “This media narrative of inevitability may not be quite right”.

It was late in the summer of 2016. The conventions were over, and Tim Kaine was holding an event for Hillary Clinton in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the supposed epicenter of her midwestern support. I had snagged myself a press pass, and taken the train in from Chicago that morning.

There was nothing really wrong with the rally. It was well-organized. It was staged nicely. There was a crowd. When I think back to every political rally I’d ever been to though, I realize now it was missing one thing: a line.

This was the man who would supposedly be our vice president in three months (or at least vice president-elect), but the small space they’d set aside for the crowd was not even close to full.

At a small townhall to see Donald Trump months earlier, the line had stretched out the building and through the quadrangle of the campus we were on. At the two Bernie Sanders events I attended, the line stretches for what seemed like miles. I was told in the latter of the two that between six and twelve thousand people were online for a venue that seated less than a tenth of that.

In the dead of winter, I’d seen Bill Clinton and Caroline Kennedy draw crowds of hundreds that were willing to wait hours in the cold to see them. Yet, in a supposed Democratic stronghold on a beautiful day in July or August, one of the two principle candidates of the ticket couldn’t even draw two hundred.

I don’t want to insinuate that the size of the crowd of the VP candidate months before the election is the best indicator of eventual electoral performance, but I do feel that this was a warning sign I shouldn’t have missed.

I’ve been having a really difficult time pushing publish lately. I’ve developed a chronic case of perfectionism (along with my acute sinus infection).

I’ve left a lot of articles unfinished over the past few months, and I’ve spent just about an entire quarter on one project, without releasing it. That’s really unlike me.

Thankfully I came across a really good saying today, and it’s already helped me regain some of my publishing willpower. It’s from a letter from Pete Docter, one of the filmmakers at Pixar.

“Our films don’t get finished, they just get released”. Even Pixar suffers from perfectionism, but they’ve learned to let go. I admire that (from my point of view their films are pretty amazing).

In the spirit of Pixar, I pressed publish on that quarter-long project today, Fiction Pal. I’ve come to terms with the fact that it might flop, but I’m just glad that it won’t languish away unreleased any longer. And now, I’ll push publish on this story.

A few weeks ago I heard an interesting talk from Showtime’s Mark McKinnon. McKinnon is a career political operative-turned documentary filmmaker, and one of the creators of Showtime’s “The Circus”

McKinnon claimed that the key to media coverage, and the key to Trump’s success was a simple storytelling framework.

Identify threat or solution: Terrorism, job losses, crime.

Identify the villian(s): Hillary Clinton, Illegal Immigrants, the media, China, and radical Islam.

Reveal the hero: Donald J. Trump.

Identify the opportunity: Make American Great Again. Bring back jobs. Secure the border.

Identify the victims: Middle-class Americans.

Identify the solution: Build a wall. Make great deals. Drain the swamp.

It seemed like a very simple model, but I was eager to test it out. Luckily, a good opportunity presented itself in early December.

I was studying for an exam, when I noticed an unusual spike in traffic on one of my sites. Further investigation led me to see it was fake traffic, spam by a fame-hungry Russian hacker. He was ruining the data of thousands of websites simply to make himself famous, and making himself an enemy of webmasters everywhere in the process.

I was annoyed, but then I remembered something I’d seen go viral a few times this electoral season:

1. Someone on the internet would find a domain name of a villain to be unregistered.
2. They’d register it to something that villain likes least.
3. As one fellow UChicagoan would put it, hilarity ensues.

I decided to give it a try.

I registered the .com domain for the name of the Russian spammer who’d become the enemy of the web ($12), redirected it to a not-so-nice urban dictionary definition. I then wrote an open letter (on the blog affected) to this spammer, offering to redirect the domain if he stops spamming. Lastly, I emailed a carefully worded story to a Vice reporter who’d previously written about the spammer, based on McKinnon’s framework. The whole process took 25-30 minutes.

The framework looked something like this:

Identify threat or solution:Spam, loss of valuable data.

Identify the villian(s): This one Russian spammer.

Reveal the hero:Me.

Identify the opportunity:Stop this spammer, once and for all.

Identify the victims:Website owners, small business owners, etc.

Identify the solution: Use domain arbitrage to pressure the spammer into stopping.

Subject line: Shutting down [spammer name]

I started my first blog-like thing around nine years ago. Since then, I’ve started hundreds of little projects making it to various levels of completion. For some reason, I’m starting another one.

I’ve been feeling a bit unproductive lately. I haven’t published as much as I usually do, and with a nasty sinus infection (or something) I’m suffering from at the moment, I haven’t been able to work out or run around. That’s my usual outlet when I feel like I’m not doing enough.

Moreover, a lot of what I publish these days, I publish with an aim. When I write something for Huffington Post, or somewhere serious, I assign it a level of importance which means I have to be wary what I publish, what words I use, and in what order they’re in. When I write there, I write to be read, and to try to have some impact.

I was reminded today (I guess yesterday by this point) of a letter Kurt Vonnegut wrote to a high school class in 2006. “Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what’s inside you, to make your soul grow.”

I read those words, and I was motivated once again to put my fingers to the keyboard and words to the page more for myself than for anyone else. I want to feel the flow, and the ease which comes from writing regularly once again, and I want to organize my thoughts more regularly. So, here comes my new blog. We’ll see where it takes me.